Sunday, October 21, 2007

Warning....Failure to move head....


....when opening door could be hazardous to your health. I think this warning should be posted on all car doors. I talked to my lawyer about it and asked him if I had a law suit on my hands....after he got through ROTFLHBO....he told me he would check with his associates to see if they would let him take my case. Yes, yesterday when I was out garage sale-ing, I went to get into my van, however I failed to move my head prior to opening the door. The next thing you know...I am holding my bleeding head, saying a few choice words, and thinking "was that really necessary?". Anyway...I had a DR in my ward look at it to see if stitches were needed, but it had already sealed itself closed...so no stitches...but I will have a lovely little scar...that I have happily lived 38 years without. I guess I failed for opening car doors that day...Hopefully, I'll do better...I think I have it down now...Approach Vehicle, Grab Handle, MOVE HEAD, Pull Handle, Open Door, get in, sit down...BE SURE FINGERS ARE CLEAR...just in case, close door. GOT IT!!! It doesn't look so bad when I put make up over it...Thank Heavens!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch! If it makes you feel any better, I have done that, too. Not to the extent of bleeding, but I've bonked my head (more than once) on the car door.

Mich said...

What does ROTFLHBO mean?

(Let's) GO FLY A KITE!! said...

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING HIS BUTT OFF!!! P.S...Hi Mich!!!!

Amy said...

Hey, good for me! I guessed Roll on floor laughing his brains out. I was close!